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Comedy

Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.

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February 3, 2019

Into the Catterverse

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Holy Transdimensional Wormhole, Batman! It's a purrrfect storm as The Equelizers verse themselves in Catwomen past, present, future as they pitch Into the Catterverse! This week has it all: shit parrots, The Cripps National Spelling Bee, and the extremely specific inexact science of handwriting!

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Drink every time we say Cool Dog as Daniel Na joins The Equelizers to save Jimmy's soul in their pitch for Cool Dog 2 (that one doesn't count)! This week has it all: Math Facts, Abba night, and that good time reefy green!

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January 6, 2019

The Immortal Iron Blart

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Happy New Year Freakquels! It's a new year, with new chances as the Equelizers give a second chance the Kevin James classic "Paul Blart Mall Cop". This episode has it all; dragon wishes, WWE wrestlers, and the cure for the worst disease known to humankind!

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Dashing through the snow in a one horse open pitch The Equelizers suit up to help Kurt Russell save Christmas yet again! This week has it all: the most sexual Santa, Tony Shaloub Presents: How I Would Have Done It, and Little Monica Gellar!

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Pity the Fool who skips this episode as The Equelizers piece together their plain for The A-Team 2! This week has it all: orbs, El Gris, and Bak's back!

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November 25, 2018

Galaxy Quest 2

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Never give up, never surrender as The Equelizers pitch the next generation of a cult favorite Galaxy Quest 2! This week has it all: Whoopi's back!, romcom pessimism, and we're still 10 years old!

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November 11, 2018

District 9: Homeward Bound

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Abandon your apartheid allegories all ye who listen here as The Equelizers tackle District 9! This week has it all: Joey Tribbiani, Redbox spit it back?, and the molemen return!

This week's special end theme is by YAOG. You can find their Soundcloud linked below!
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October 28, 2018

Hocus Pocus 2

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It's a trick or treat as The Equelizers twist the bones and bend the back of a Halloween classic and summon a sequel to Hocus Pocus! This week has it all: Witch interrogations, a bazooka, and skate tricks!

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Freakquels the buzz is true! The Equelizers blaze back into action with guest Cecilia Long for Judd Apatow's The Wicker Man 2! This week has it all: Madison's bad introductions, three pronounciations of Buruchel, and the omni-sequel!

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September 16, 2018

A Regular Episode!

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It's business as usual as The Equelizers pitch that sequel everyone's been waiting for! This week has it all: Scott Bakula, Scott Bakula, and Scott Bakula! #Gotcha

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