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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.

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January 10, 2022

The Last Ride of Cat Ballou

♫Well now Freakquels, just lend an ear
For you're now about to hear
The Last Ride of Cat Ballou
It's a podcast episode that's newly made
And Madison "Liquids"Jones
And the Tomater Kid are going to describe it for you
Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou
The Last Ride of Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou♫

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

 

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January 2, 2022

The Matrix: Revelations

A new year means new chances as The Equelizers throw out the sequels to The Matrix and bring their own philosophy to the table. What is the sound of one hand falling in the forest if no one's around to hear it? This week has it all: Madison's full Muppets cast, The Matrix: The Musical, and a new game!

Articles tackling The Wachowski's prevous Racism controversys

Hollywood’s whitewashed version of anime never sells

The Problem With Sense8

An Open Letter to Trans Communities and our Co-Conspirators

‘Cloud Atlas’ and the Use of ‘Yellowface’, is It Okay?

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

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Sorry for the delay on this one, Freakquels. Our strings got pulled in ten different directions by the holidays and sudden day-job changes, but we are happy to bring you our last episode of 2021! This week Madison and Mike go head-to-head as they each do their best to deck the Hallmarks with their sequels to the puppet-packed Xmas snore that is Holly Star (2018). To judge this final head to head of the year is our frequent guest and sometimes kidnapped friend Jackson Eflin.

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

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We wrap up Christmas in Space with the Brazilian gem Just Another Christmas...in space! This week has it all, More Tom Hanks, we meet Gargalax's wife and children, and the return of Madison Claus!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

 

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Christmas in Space continues as we dock our podcast into the unbridled utopian space cornucopia that is Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017). Deck your halls and apply your jingle bells to your Mass Effect jumpsuit because the Equelizers have a heart-warming tale for you filled with space battles, a king boss, and a new employee of Madison's Carnival of Bits!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

 

 

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The Equelizers kick off Christmas in Space with Kingsol, the newest ancient holiday! We hope you laid out your Hearth Hand for The King's Thief as you listen to our TV movie follow up to Krull! This week has it all: The Great Carnival of Bits Fire of 2021,The Pun Hole, and Gingerglaives!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

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November 30, 2021

Mac and Me 2d6

The Equelizers bring you a Big Mac of an episode this week with Mike's PLAYABLE RPG SEQUEL to the famously horrible film Mac and Me (1988). This one is doused in so much secret sauce you'll need a Coca-cola to reincarnate you by the end. 

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison Jones

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

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Just when they thought it was safe to go back in The Holidays, The Mitchells face off against a parade of new machine menaces! This week has it all: Seymour's doctorate in Butt Medicine, Letterboxd finally breaks Madison's brain, and someone's horny for coins!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

 

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Some think sequels are only real in fairy tales, but Madison says go Farquod yourself to those who might as well take a walk on the Sun. Join them and Mike this week as they peel back some onion layers and show the universe that they are an All Star with their jukebox musical follow up to Shrek the Musical (2013), which features the entirety of Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge. 

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our theme "Two Step Struttin'"

All Smash Mouth songs are by the band Smash Mouth and were recorded and published by Interscope Records

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You don't have to break a leg to get in on the murder action this week as The Equelizers bring in Raymond Burr to solve the crime in Rear Window 2! This week has it all: More Muppets, You Can See The Photo, and a finale for the ages!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

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