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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.


June 24, 2019

Deleted Scenes 2

The Equelizers are taking a little summer vacay after that epic season one finale! Don't turn off the podcast player yet though, cuz we still have some wonderful deleted moments that didn't make the cut for you to enjoy. After you listen to this episode and are looking for something to listen to while the Equelizers are AFK, please check out some of the good podcast content by our friends. All of their shows are linked below!

A Study in Granada with Mike and Jackson

Audiomorphs with Daniel Na

OkCrusader with Daniel Na

Not Another Film Podcast with Ian Geers and friends

Gratuitous Pausing with Jackson Eflin and Alex Greyhawk

Alphabet Flight with Jessie Cooper

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June 9, 2019

The Evengers

Assemble Freakquels as we bring the endgame of The Equelizer's first era with Mike's much anticipated The Evengers. Madison and a Who's Who of previous guests lend their voices to this mad dream. This week has it all. Literally.

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It's grimoire's and G.R.I.M.O.I.R.E as The Equelizers ask not what The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman can do for them but what they can do for The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman in The House With a Clock in the Walls: The Book of Death. This week has it all: Bepis P, Jan Brady, and Beans from Even Stevens!

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The Cold War brings new threats to England and The Prices as The Equelizers bring Bedknobs and Broomsticks into the spy filled swinging sixties with Golemey! This week has it all: Murder She Wrote, Madison can't say Lansbury, and Paul is Gambit?
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Deja vu abounds as Jackson Eflin returns to pull the sequel sword from the podcast stone as The Equelizers present Sword and the Stone 2: Once and Future! This week only has The Return of Don Pablos.

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April 14, 2019

Old Man Buzz

It's to sequel and way beyond as The Equelizers take on the intergalactic spin-off, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins! Join us as we look to the darker future of Disney's favorite Space Ranger. This week has it all, but more importantly it's chicken nugget night at the prison cafeteria!

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Mike and Madison gamely take on one of (previous guest) Jessie Cooper's favorite childhood movies as The Equelizers lament The Pest! This week has it all: That's Still Absolutely Raven, Shaloubatics, and certified pewp humor!

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Things get dicey as The Equelizers roll initiative to pitch their sequel to the much loved, and critically acclaimed, Tom Hanks box office smash Mazes and Monsters! This week has it all: Bottomless Jell-O pits, Madison doxxes us, and Hyenas all the way down!


Outro Music: Critical Hit by No More Kings

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It's so delicious as Jessie Cooper radicalizes The Equelizers AND A Troll in Central Park! This week has it all: dumb thumbs, eco-terrorism, and Jessie tries to take credit for birds!


Alphabet Flight

Creepy Critters

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February 17, 2019

Romy and Michele Turn 50

We were on a break but The Equelizers return as Mike brings Romy and Michele's High School Reunion into the modern era! This week has it all: The Alan Cumming Story, A Secret Bing, and The Tomb of Nicholas Cage!

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