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Comedy

Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.

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April 14, 2019

Old Man Buzz

It's to sequel and way beyond as The Equelizers take on the intergalactic spin-off, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins! Join us as we look to the darker future of Disney's favorite Space Ranger. This week has it all, but more importantly it's chicken nugget night at the prison cafeteria!

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Mike and Madison gamely take on one of (previous guest) Jessie Cooper's favorite childhood movies as The Equelizers lament The Pest! This week has it all: That's Still Absolutely Raven, Shaloubatics, and certified pewp humor!

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Things get dicey as The Equelizers roll initiative to pitch their sequel to the much loved, and critically acclaimed, Tom Hanks box office smash Mazes and Monsters! This week has it all: Bottomless Jell-O pits, Madison doxxes us, and Hyenas all the way down!

 

Outro Music: Critical Hit by No More Kings

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It's so delicious as Jessie Cooper radicalizes The Equelizers AND A Troll in Central Park! This week has it all: dumb thumbs, eco-terrorism, and Jessie tries to take credit for birds!

 

Alphabet Flight

Creepy Critters

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February 17, 2019

Romy and Michele Turn 50

We were on a break but The Equelizers return as Mike brings Romy and Michele's High School Reunion into the modern era! This week has it all: The Alan Cumming Story, A Secret Bing, and The Tomb of Nicholas Cage!

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February 3, 2019

Into the Catterverse

Holy Transdimensional Wormhole, Batman! It's a purrrfect storm as The Equelizers verse themselves in Catwomen past, present, future as they pitch Into the Catterverse! This week has it all: shit parrots, The Cripps National Spelling Bee, and the extremely specific inexact science of handwriting!

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Drink every time we say Cool Dog as Daniel Na joins The Equelizers to save Jimmy's soul in their pitch for Cool Dog 2 (that one doesn't count)! This week has it all: Math Facts, Abba night, and that good time reefy green!

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January 6, 2019

The Immortal Iron Blart

Happy New Year Freakquels! It's a new year, with new chances as the Equelizers give a second chance the Kevin James classic "Paul Blart Mall Cop". This episode has it all; dragon wishes, WWE wrestlers, and the cure for the worst disease known to humankind!

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Dashing through the snow in a one horse open pitch The Equelizers suit up to help Kurt Russell save Christmas yet again! This week has it all: the most sexual Santa, Tony Shaloub Presents: How I Would Have Done It, and Little Monica Gellar!

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Pity the Fool who skips this episode as The Equelizers piece together their plain for The A-Team 2! This week has it all: orbs, El Gris, and Bak's back!

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