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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.


Who so ever listens to this episode shall possess the powers of The Equelizers as they bring the lightning with Howard the Duck: Love and Thunder! This week has it all: the Reverse Sonic, Pink Wrinkles, and we discover Lea Thompson's Niche in the industry!

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June 28, 2020

The Core 2

The Virgil II launches as The Equelizer return to the center of the earth in The Core 2! This week has it all: Spongebob Squarepants, Debriss, and a Core-gy!

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June 22, 2020

We, Robot

The Three Laws are broken as The Equelizers present an ass high spankable sequel to I, Robot! This week has it all: the first episode of Ron Podssible, Mike loves Bruce Greenwood, and The Liquids War begins!

CW: This episode was recorded weeks ahead of the murder of George Floyd and other people of color while protesting police violence. This episode we talk about minorities and policing/self policing of communities. If that sounds like something you don't need right now we encourage to take all the time you need!

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It's back to church as the Equelizers welcome Carie McMichael of the Kicking & Streaming podcast to put their minds to work on Matilda: Back in the Habit! This week has it all: Danny Deleto, Steve Buscemi's Dark God, and Carie Picks Sides!

You can find Kicking and Streaming at
Or anywhere podcasts are found!

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale as The Equelizers twitch their noses to create Gilligan's Island: A Bewitched Story! This week has it all: Carbonated Ground Pepper, Charlize Theron's the real villain, and a cameo from President Jimmy Carter!

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No Holes sequel? The Equelizers can fix that. This week has it all Tea Fiddy Tea, Tila Tequila Tea, and Green Tea Earl Gray hot.

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May 17, 2020

Murder by Death 2

You are cordially invited to Dinner and a Murder as The Equelizers cook up a sequel to Murder by Death! This week has it all...except Sidney Wang.


Special thanks to Unheard Music Concepts for the use of their songs "Gibralter" and "Cosmic Relevance" from their album The Lasso of Time. Also to Komiku for the use of their song "Car chasing pew pew" from their album The Girl With the Baseball Bat.

Pleae check out our friend Jackson's podcasts Gartuitous Pausing and A Study In Granada wherever podcasts are found. Again, for no particular reason.............

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Look! Up in the sky! It's the Equelizers and their guest Maia Franklyn save the day with their pitch for for a sequel to the old Rice Krispy's commercial with Snap, Crackle, and Pop: Ragnarok! This week has it all Maia's Accidental Con, Elf Selfs, and we get Rian Johnson to direct!

You can find the commercial in question at

You can find Maia's work by going to



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Speak Edelweiss and enter as The Equelizers marshal The Von Trapp children into The Fellowship of the Sound of Music! Confuddling Nazis, bad butts, and Mike tries to describe a wave are just a few of our favorite things this week!

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April 26, 2020

The Pagemaster 2

Mysteries abound as The Equelizers cook up a heroic sequel to The Pagemaster! This week has it all: Kentucky Fried Abyssal Chicken, The Muteens, and an industrial size vat of Donkey Sauce!

You can find Daniel's work at https://www.theapodcalypse.com

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