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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.

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September 14, 2020

Dora and the Race to Chernobyl

Can you say "Dosvedanya", Freakquels? The Equelizers shout ¡Delicioso! uncontrollably this week (along with Evenger Jackson Eflin) and create the map to the Dora and the Lost City of Gold's unexplored sequel.

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September 7, 2020

Money Plane 2: Cash Cab

Welcome to Cash Cab! It's a heist movie sequel that takes place right here in my cab as The Equelizers raise the stakes on Money Plane! This week has it all: The Frasier Hole, chili liters, and Mike's Niles Crane Impression!

 

**No Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs were harmed during the filming of this podcast.**

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Things get bloody as The Equelizers bring the 16th Vampire Hunter and Chief to the present day with Abraham Lincoln: American Vampire! This week has it all: O.G's Perogies, Lincoln's Sausage Logs, and three-time Olympic Gold medalist Shaun White!

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August 23, 2020

Dave City

Life is as cheap as cardboard as The Equelizers fit Dave Made a Maze for a Chicago overcoat in Dave City! This week has it all: the secret season 6 of Venture Bros, cinema is over now, and Mike lists Criminal Minds characters!

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August 11, 2020

Hackers²

Apologies for the delay Freakquels! We took a wrong turn at that last computer pilon and jumped into the wrong garbage folder but we have arrived just in time to bring you to the back door of the sequel to the 1995 film, Hackers. This week we are joined by Alex Greyhawk of Gratuitous Pausing fame who shares his sequel plot for this stellar product of the mid-90s. This week has it all; A Madison's Liquids winner, a new data nabbing social media platform, and we reveal our hacker names!

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From Hell's heart the Equelizers stab at thee as they obsess over Assassin 33 AD: Revelations! This week has it all just like every week one walks with The Lord!

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It's episode 69...nice as The Equelizers, and guest Evenger Daniel Na, reach the climax of their Cats trilogy as Madison gives their pitch for our "horniest" episode yet. This week has it all, buff cats, latex rompers, and a pas de deux that will bring a tear to your eye!

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Daniel hosts Audiomorphs, OkCrusder, and Into the Radlands, You can find all of Daniel's work at The Apodcalypse.com!

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The Horny Awakens as The Equelizers and Jellicle guest Jackson Eflin begin their Cats trilogy with Episode I - The Macavity War! This Week has it all: slowly mouthing horny, The sexiest leaf, and Theo Dijonbeaux rises!

You can find Jackson on Gratuitious Pausing here!
https://gratuitouspausing.podbean.com/

You can listen to Technicolor Girl From Outer Space here!
https://open.spotify.com/album/5ZsI0glQvuD3VaTcH4og9h?si=MZfTP6XaRCSaEf9Keu0RSQ

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Who so ever listens to this episode shall possess the powers of The Equelizers as they bring the lightning with Howard the Duck: Love and Thunder! This week has it all: the Reverse Sonic, Pink Wrinkles, and we discover Lea Thompson's Niche in the industry!

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June 28, 2020

The Core 2

The Virgil II launches as The Equelizer return to the center of the earth in The Core 2! This week has it all: Spongebob Squarepants, Debriss, and a Core-gy!

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