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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Make sure you worship your American yellow tic-tac gods before the city of The Equelizers consumes and reuses 2018's post-apocalyptic flick Mortal Engines. This week has it all; Madison's one-time-use plastic glasses, When Hagrid met Newt Scamander, and sword master Maggie Smith
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
DBE readers to the ready, Freakquels as The Equelizers find the only way to somehow make the Dragonball: Evolution franchise worse with Dragonball: The Vegeta. This week has it all: Chakra Brats, Piccolo's Sybian, and an old friend leaves their post to join the fray!
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Can you say "Dosvedanya", Freakquels? The Equelizers shout ¡Delicioso! uncontrollably this week (along with Evenger Jackson Eflin) and create the map to the Dora and the Lost City of Gold's unexplored sequel.
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Welcome to Cash Cab! It's a heist movie sequel that takes place right here in my cab as The Equelizers raise the stakes on Money Plane! This week has it all: The Frasier Hole, chili liters, and Mike's Niles Crane Impression!
**No Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs were harmed during the filming of this podcast.**
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Things get bloody as The Equelizers bring the 16th Vampire Hunter and Chief to the present day with Abraham Lincoln: American Vampire! This week has it all: O.G's Perogies, Lincoln's Sausage Logs, and three-time Olympic Gold medalist Shaun White!
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Life is as cheap as cardboard as The Equelizers fit Dave Made a Maze for a Chicago overcoat in Dave City! This week has it all: the secret season 6 of Venture Bros, cinema is over now, and Mike lists Criminal Minds characters!
Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
Apologies for the delay Freakquels! We took a wrong turn at that last computer pilon and jumped into the wrong garbage folder but we have arrived just in time to bring you to the back door of the sequel to the 1995 film, Hackers. This week we are joined by Alex Greyhawk of Gratuitous Pausing fame who shares his sequel plot for this stellar product of the mid-90s. This week has it all; A Madison's Liquids winner, a new data nabbing social media platform, and we reveal our hacker names!
Monday Aug 03, 2020
Monday Aug 03, 2020
From Hell's heart the Equelizers stab at thee as they obsess over Assassin 33 AD: Revelations! This week has it all just like every week one walks with The Lord!
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Monday Jul 20, 2020
Monday Jul 20, 2020
It's episode 69...nice as The Equelizers, and guest Evenger Daniel Na, reach the climax of their Cats trilogy as Madison gives their pitch for our "horniest" episode yet. This week has it all, buff cats, latex rompers, and a pas de deux that will bring a tear to your eye!
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Daniel hosts Audiomorphs, OkCrusder, and Into the Radlands, You can find all of Daniel's work at The Apodcalypse.com!
Monday Jul 13, 2020
Monday Jul 13, 2020
The Horny Awakens as The Equelizers and Jellicle guest Jackson Eflin begin their Cats trilogy with Episode I - The Macavity War! This Week has it all: slowly mouthing horny, The sexiest leaf, and Theo Dijonbeaux rises!
You can find Jackson on Gratuitious Pausing here!
https://gratuitouspausing.podbean.com/
You can listen to Technicolor Girl From Outer Space here!
https://open.spotify.com/album/5ZsI0glQvuD3VaTcH4og9h?si=MZfTP6XaRCSaEf9Keu0RSQ