Episodes

Monday Dec 07, 2020
Monday Dec 07, 2020
Prepare yourself for the Extraordinary Freakquels. This week friends Ian Geers and Lauren Thompson join the Equelizers to pitch us their sequel to one of Mike's favorite films, League of Extraordinary Gentlement (2003). This week has it all; Very good impressions, blood potions, and a Scottish love story you DEFINITELY didn't see coming.
Catch Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson on their own movie podcast Not Another Film Podcast where they take the movies we used to love as kids and re-examining them in the harsh, sobering light of 2020.
Also listen to their new 12-part scripted mystery farce The Vanishing Act which is about a German set designer, an American con-man, a mysterious scientist, a disappearing magician, and a duck.
Here is that Rattatouille TikTok thing: https://www.tiktok.com/@ratatouillemusical

Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
The Fall of Tarzan (Tarzan Dies in this One)
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Grab and grip the nearest vine Freakquels, because this week we are swinging into the sequel of The Legend of Tarzan (2016). This week has it all; Madison singing, WWII research, and The Revenant, but TARZAN!

Monday Nov 23, 2020
Son in Law 2:The Farm Crawl
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Hey buuuuuuuuudies! The Equelizers throw off their Baja hoodies and go to the farm this week as they tackle the sequel to the Thanksgiving and Pauly Shore classic that you may have missed, Son in Law (1993). This week has it all; The Pauly Shore movie-verse, the first canonical Power Rangers movie, and an app that helps you find the best charcuterie places in the LA area, and more!

Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Return To Mayberry: Saving People, Hunting Things
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
The road so far leads to the Fishin' Hole as The Equelizers sit awhile on the porch and whittle a crossover sequel to the TV movie Return to Mayberry. This week has it all: Knotts or Not, Goober's Hologram Sweat, and canonically the best characters of the Supernatural franchise!

Monday Nov 09, 2020
Oz The Great and Powerful 2
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
Click those heels Freakquels because we are manifesting the sequel to the 2013 fantasy adventure Oz the Great and Powerful (2013). This week has it all; Thicker witches, time paradoxes, and Madison did a bad and they're sorry!

Monday Nov 02, 2020
Spiderwick Chronicles 2: Family matters
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Monday Nov 02, 2020
It's time to turn to the page and get deep into fairy-lore this week as we write the next volume in Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) franchise. This week has it all; Short Martin, goblincide, and even a giant turtle!

Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Ready or Not 2: You're It!
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Run run run as fast you can this week Freakquels because we are getting a little spooky this week as we sequlize the 2019 horror/thriller Ready or Not. This week has it all; Mike's school of comedy, Not Margot Robbie, Madison's pro hiding strats, and more!. Also, this isn't a Lord of the Rings prequel STOP ASKING!

Monday Oct 19, 2020
The Three Musketeers: The Puppet of France
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
The Equelizers prepare for their next duel at sunset, taking on both a sequel to the 2011's The Three Musketeers and a prequel to 1998's The Man in the Iron Mask, this week as they attempt to bridge the gap between these two Dumasian tales. This week has it all; Gérard Depardieu fan club, a hot air balloon prison break, and we basically made Revenge of the Sith accidentally.

Saturday Oct 17, 2020
Pleasentville 2: It's FRIENDS This Time
Saturday Oct 17, 2020
Saturday Oct 17, 2020
So we are pretty sure no one told you this sequel was going to be this way this way this week Freakquels. Don't turn that dial because this week we are channel surfing our way into a sequel to the 1998 film Pleasantville. This week has it all; Actual Lich Don Knotts, a burning bush, and a whole lot of self-reflection by some of your favorite 90s characters.

Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
The Kid Who Would Be King: The Questing Beast
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
It's beaver urine and chicken nuggets all around as The Equelizers go hunting in The Kid Who Would Be King: The Questing Beast! This week has it all: children earnestly discussing chivalry, Madison hates Bedders, and Dev Patel is robbed again of the chance to be the Green Knight!