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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
We ask the age-old question "Do Andrews Dream of Robot Hell?" this week as we explore the postmortem life of Bicententenial Man (1999). This week has it all; Madison's distaste of car alarms, a new tomato patch, and Stan Lee God returns!
Hosted by Madison Jones and Mike Knoll
This episode edited by Madison Jones
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
"The Machine Age" - Composed and Conducted by James Horner
"Dracula" by Gorillaz
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Nietzsche is the color of our energy this week as we take on Jessie Cooper's challenge of the Turin Horse (2011). This week has it all, but mostly this is the one that nearly broke Mike and now he hates all movies. It gets dicey but we were able to eternal reTURN it around. Get it? Madison wrote this.
We don't recommend this movie but if you want a brief 17 min low down of what it is basically about, here is that video Madison mentioned that they watched right after to make sense of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYwZYMZtE_c
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Hark! Hark, Freakquels. Hark! Bellow, bid our guest, the Jessie Cooper, rise from the depths, full foul in The Lighthouse (2019), black waves teeming with sequel ideas, to smother this arthouse with this pitch, to choke ye. This sea shanty has it all; The great host spirit switcharoo, our first Equelizers slash fiction. and we learn some sexual lighthouse facts!
Catch Jessie on their podcast Alphabet Flight
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
We scream "Holy Cowabunga, Batman!" this week as we down some sequel za and flip into the much-awaited follow-up to Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019). This week has it all; The Allgeek, The Kranguin, and Madison almost bring in the Grayhavens!
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Get ready to rub sand between your toes as you run very slowly with us this week to rescue Baywatch (2017) from a sequeless fate. This week has it all; Vein sweaters, surf chases, and a High School Musical reunion that nobody saw coming.
Check out the pop duo Sleigh Bells if you enjoyed the little bit of their song we previewed.
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
It's a new year which means new chances as The Equelizers break their one rule and throw out Zenon The Zequel and Z3 to pitch their sequel major to Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century! This week has it all: the three DCOM pillars, Soap Opera Math, and a serious discussion of the Stealth Prequel!
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Monday Dec 28, 2020
CW: We briefly talk about the deadly accident that happened on the set of The Twilight Zone Movie. It takes place from 7:30-8:50 if you would like to skip.
To wrap up 2020, we unlock the door to a different dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of sequels. Join us as we join friends Jackson Eflin and Daniel Na to enter The Twilight Zone: The Movie 2. This dimension has it all; John Lithgow, Christian wrestling, and of course Entourage (Oh Yeah!).
Catch Daniel Na on his other podcasts Audiomorphs and Into The Rewatch
And catch Jackson on their podcasts Gratuitous Pausing and A Study in Granada
Also definitely check out that Christian Wrestling site
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Friday Dec 25, 2020
A Holiday Surprise for you Freakquels. We got word that they finally released The Christmas Chronicles 2, which they made after old Reggie Netflix (the absolutely real CEO of the Netflix streaming service) picked up after hearing our amazing pitch last holiday season. Mike and Madison decided to commemorate this occasion by releasing a full commentary as they watch the film for the first time.
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
On the first day of Christmas The Equelizers give to you an extra helping of Holiday Hudgens as they ride their trusty steeds towards a sequel to The Knight Before Christmas. This week has it all: A Christmas Dragon, A Christmas blood ritual, and the dulcet Christmas...ish tones of Cring Bosby!
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Brace yourselves for a wild and interstellar ride with Jake Gyllenhaal as we warp into the sequel to the 2001 road trip comedy, Bubble Boy. This week has it all; Legal mediation, non-copyrighted Witcher 3 inspiration, a slo-mo bubble fight scene, and more!
Special shoutout to Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson from Not Another Film Podcast and The Vanishing Act for giving us the challenge of this film this week.