The Equelizers Podcast

A Detective Pikachu Christmas Carol

Mewtwo was dead to begin with as the Equelizers keep pokemon in their hearts all year round with A Detective Pikachu Christmas Carol! This week we reveal Richard Harris's Secret Last Role in Detective Pikachu!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

The Bard's Song of Johnny Tremain by Jadison L Moans

It's a tall old sequel and a strong old sequel this week as Madison takes on Mike's challenge to create a follow-up film and song for Johnny Tremain (1957)...which Madison sort of not really kind of did. This week has it all; Madison's writer pseudonym/porn name, Goblins, and Johnny makes a sacrifice.

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

Metal Gear Solid Theme by TAPPY & Harry Gregson-Williams

"Liberty Tree" by  George Bruns with lyrics by Tom Blackburn

The Boss Baby 2: Grifter Baby

We steal ourselves a sequel as The Equelizers close the deal on Boss Baby 2: Grifter Baby! This week has it all: Our first Tee Shirt Idea, a lot of thinly veiled Abrams shade, and the roll Benicio Del Toro was born to play!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

Tammy and the Extra-T-errestrial

Everybody wave their tiny arms and give us your best dinosaur yell for this week's episode where the Equelizers pitch their sequel to the gory and corny Tammy and the T-Rex! This week has it all; the Las Vegas morgue, brain juice, and Mike opens his prize from winning More Like This a few weeks ago!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

Eragon 2

This one really can't be summed up, gang. Good luck and we're sorry...again

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

Snowpiercer: Powers Combined

Get your tickets ready because the Equelizers spin their wheels a bit this week as they fight their way towards the front of the train to pitch the most logical and obvious sequel to Snowpiercer (2013). This week has it all but if we combine our powers, we can save this sequel and our planet!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones

Edited by Madison R Jones

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

The New Adventures of Christopher Robin

This week it's jazz as The Equelizers return to The Hundred Acre Wood in The New Adventures of Christopher Robin! This week has it all: Disery, Piglet the cheeky Twink, and a lot less Hitler than you'd expect.

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

Winnie The Pooh Theme cover by Bobmusic

Willy's Wonderland 2: Pandamonium Park

It's your birthday, and The Equelizers want you to have fun with their sequel to Willy's Wonderland! This week has it all: The Buhl Feud Begins, The wildest More Like This, and Princess Panda No Fuck's Abstinence Only Amusement Park!

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Mike Knoll

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

The Baby-Sitters Club 2: The Edge of Babysitting (Mrs. Haberman's Time Worm)

Sit, Die, Repeat with us this week as we raise the stakes and put everybody's favorite 90's childcare workers into a time loop. This week has it all; Orange sniffs, Mrs. Haberman's secret past, and a Buzzfeed quiz that almost kills Mike.

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Madison Jones

Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

That Thing You Deaux: GoldGuys

Move over Bea Arthur because Megan Knoll joins The Equelizers to bring The Wonders into their Golden Years with her sequel to Tom Hanks' That Thing You Do (1996) in That Thing You Deaux: Gold Guys! This week has Big Slytherin Energy.

 

Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones

Edited by Michael Knoll

Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes