The Equelizers Podcast

Super Mario Bros: The Movie: 2: Mario is Missing: The Movie (With Daniel Na)

This week The Equelizers issue a Plumber Alert as special Guest Daniel Na warp pipes us to the mushroom kingdom in his pitch for the sequel to 1993's Super Mario Bros. Strap on your rocket powered jumping boots and read up on your Trotsky because this one will 1UP every other podcast you'll listen to this week.

The Subtle Knife

This week The Equelizers cop to some bad bookkeeping before Madison Jones takes center stage to morph their lack of any contextual knowledge about the film, or the books which spawned it, into an answer to the lost challenge to create a sequel to The Golden Compass.  This week has it all: Patronus Talk, Daniel Craig, and The Hardest Mike Has Laughed on Air to Date.  So snuggle in with your Daemon as Madison Jones presents The Subtle Knife.

Dog Soldiers 2: Strays (with Jackson Eflin)

Synchronize your watches as The Equelizers welcome guest Jackson Eflin to pitch their idea for a sequel to the 2002 film Dog Soldiers.  This week has Wine Moms, Too Many Davids/Annas, and Mike and Madison bring the Equelizer Thunder to London and Valley Forge! God, we hate Joffrey.....

Gooder Burger

Jump in your strawberry jacuzzis and mix up a batch of Secret Sauce as The Equelizers bring you the mondo-sized sequel to Nickelodeon's 1997 film Good Burger!

A Bug's Life 2

This week The Equelizers don't care if you think it's a rock or a seed because it's really A Bug's Life 2! This one has it all! Thrills, Chills, and A Lot of Surprisingly Specifc Flik Hatred.

Space Jam 2: The Order of the Phoenix

The Equelizers believe they can fly on the wings of Snitches as they create the sequel Space Jam needs, not the one it deserves. So Accio up some Michael's Secret Stuff and settle in as the Looney Tunes take on the Wizarding World's favorite sport.

Hook 2

The Equelizers soar into their pilot episodes pitching their idea for a sequel to the beloved 1991 Steven Spielberg hit "Hook". This one has it all: fighting, flying, crowing, ghosts, a tangent about the horrors of Thud Butt's flexibility, and more!