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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Monday May 28, 2018
Monday May 28, 2018
Kiley Neal returns to navigate The Equelizers back to Treasure Planet! This week has it all: podcast blood pacts, cyborg man/pirate boy love, and Mike and Madison get to eat this week!
Monday May 21, 2018
Monday May 21, 2018
Guest Kiley Neal leads The Equelizers on a luxury murder boat vacay in her pitch for Ghost Ship 2. This week has it all: Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife), The truth about Chris Hemsworth, and murder versions of classic Disney characters!
Monday May 14, 2018
Monday May 14, 2018
The Equelizers have just one thing to say this week: we're so, so, sorry...
Monday May 07, 2018
Monday May 07, 2018
Mike rises to the challenge of taking a fictional life as The Equelizers present this week's episode, The Lizzie Mcguire Movie 2! This week has it all: Adam Lamberg’s IMDB page, DCOM royalty, and possible demonic blood oaths! Why not find out what our Disney cash in dreams are made of this week on The Equelizers?
Monday Apr 30, 2018
Monday Apr 30, 2018
Only Chris Elliot can prevent Punxsutawney fires as The Equelizers see the shadow of Groundhog’s Day. This week has it all: Stephanie’s Curse, Chandler Bing, and EDUCATIONAL ARSON! Get out those fire extinguishers Freakquels because this one is lit as hell! 🔥
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
The code word is SEQUEL this week as The Equelizers go head to head with their pitches to DreamWorks’s 2010 animated comedy Megamind. This week had it all: puns, fucking dragons, and a new movie rating system 🌶
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Ten hut Freaquels! Play time's over as The Equelizers dig into 1998's Small Soldiers. This week has it all: The Rodeo Burger, Mike going on a government watch list, and My Little Pony parodies! There will be no mercy.
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Monday Apr 09, 2018
The name’s Meh, Gene Meh. For your ears only, The Equelizers bond over 2017’s The Emoji Movie! This week has it all: Mike’s past in copyright infringement, Stranger Things, and more delightful body horror! This one is sure to make you 
! Tune in every Monday on iTunes, Google Play and everywhere else podcasts are found!
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
The Equelizers strap into their giant Eddie Murphy robots to bring you Meet Dave 2! This week has it all: Mike Myers, Riley Finn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and delicious meals at affordable prices! Tune in on iTunes, Google Play and everywhere else podcasts are found!
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Put your claws together as the Equelizers crack the shell of Yorgos Lanthimos's The Lobster. This week has it all: the return of Daniel Na, John C. Reilly’s junk, and more dog soldiers. If you’re thinking of skipping this one you butter think again!