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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Sunday Nov 11, 2018
Sunday Nov 11, 2018
Abandon your apartheid allegories all ye who listen here as The Equelizers tackle District 9! This week has it all: Joey Tribbiani, Redbox spit it back?, and the molemen return!
This week's special end theme is by YAOG. You can find their Soundcloud linked below!
https://soundcloud.com/user-211008459/friends-theme-sad-yaog
Monday Oct 29, 2018
Monday Oct 29, 2018
It's a trick or treat as The Equelizers twist the bones and bend the back of a Halloween classic and summon a sequel to Hocus Pocus! This week has it all: Witch interrogations, a bazooka, and skate tricks!
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Freakquels the buzz is true! The Equelizers blaze back into action with guest Cecilia Long for Judd Apatow's The Wicker Man 2! This week has it all: Madison's bad introductions, three pronounciations of Buruchel, and the omni-sequel!
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
It's business as usual as The Equelizers pitch that sequel everyone's been waiting for! This week has it all: Scott Bakula, Scott Bakula, and Scott Bakula! #Gotcha
Sunday Sep 09, 2018
Sunday Sep 09, 2018
All rise for the kidnapped and honorable Jackson Elfin as they act as judge, jury, and executioner this week as The Equelizers plead their movies' cases in the first ever September Sexy Showdown. Which Equelized movie will be saved from Jackson's spectral saif? It's up to Mike and Madison to lawyer up to defend their pitche's legacy and save them from oblivion!
Monday Sep 03, 2018
Monday Sep 03, 2018
Mike rebreaks the curse as The Equelizers return to the Wilhern House in Penelope 2! This week has it all: opening bit theft, Upswipes, and grandma redemption.
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Put on your best powdered wig and head for the theater as The Equelizers conduct the orchestra for their sequel to the 3 hour behemoth Amadeus. This week has it all: deepest desires, robot jealousy, and more Tiger Woods than you might think.
Monday Aug 20, 2018
Monday Aug 20, 2018
Brittany Means sings her secret song as The Equelizera finance her spectacular spectacular pitch for Moulin Rouge 2! This week has it all: all the emotions, our favorite absinthes, and STRAWBERRIES!
Brittany's Soundtrack
https://spoti.fi/2vYdTFN
Madison's Tattoo Artist
https://bit.ly/2nRSmde
Sunday Aug 12, 2018
Sunday Aug 12, 2018
Start your engines and hold onto your chimps as Mike takes The Equelizers through the checkered flag of Speed Racer 2! This week has it all: Patron saint Emile Hirsch, Zoids, and sultry pancake orgasms!
Hollywood's Whitewashed Version of Anime Never Sells
https://bit.ly/2nzEXqq
Monday Aug 06, 2018
Monday Aug 06, 2018
Madness takes it's toll on The Equelizers as Madison Jones delivers their pitch for The Rocky Horror Truman Show crossover only Mike asked for. This week has it all! We'd tell you more but that would ruin that antici…
The Blurring of Sexual and Consent Boundaries in Rocky Horror Picture Show
https://bit.ly/2LSeZNb