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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Mike and Madison gamely take on one of (previous guest) Jessie Cooper's favorite childhood movies as The Equelizers lament The Pest! This week has it all: That's Still Absolutely Raven, Shaloubatics, and certified pewp humor!
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Things get dicey as The Equelizers roll initiative to pitch their sequel to the much loved, and critically acclaimed, Tom Hanks box office smash Mazes and Monsters! This week has it all: Bottomless Jell-O pits, Madison doxxes us, and Hyenas all the way down!
Outro Music: Critical Hit by No More Kings
Sunday Mar 03, 2019
Sunday Mar 03, 2019
It's so delicious as Jessie Cooper radicalizes The Equelizers AND A Troll in Central Park! This week has it all: dumb thumbs, eco-terrorism, and Jessie tries to take credit for birds!
Sunday Feb 17, 2019
Sunday Feb 17, 2019
We were on a break but The Equelizers return as Mike brings Romy and Michele's High School Reunion into the modern era! This week has it all: The Alan Cumming Story, A Secret Bing, and The Tomb of Nicholas Cage!
Sunday Feb 03, 2019
Sunday Feb 03, 2019
Holy Transdimensional Wormhole, Batman! It's a purrrfect storm as The Equelizers verse themselves in Catwomen past, present, future as they pitch Into the Catterverse! This week has it all: shit parrots, The Cripps National Spelling Bee, and the extremely specific inexact science of handwriting!
Sunday Jan 20, 2019
Sunday Jan 20, 2019
Drink every time we say Cool Dog as Daniel Na joins The Equelizers to save Jimmy's soul in their pitch for Cool Dog 2 (that one doesn't count)! This week has it all: Math Facts, Abba night, and that good time reefy green!
Sunday Jan 06, 2019
Sunday Jan 06, 2019
Happy New Year Freakquels! It's a new year, with new chances as the Equelizers give a second chance the Kevin James classic "Paul Blart Mall Cop". This episode has it all; dragon wishes, WWE wrestlers, and the cure for the worst disease known to humankind!
Sunday Dec 23, 2018
Sunday Dec 23, 2018
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open pitch The Equelizers suit up to help Kurt Russell save Christmas yet again! This week has it all: the most sexual Santa, Tony Shaloub Presents: How I Would Have Done It, and Little Monica Gellar!
Sunday Dec 09, 2018
Sunday Dec 09, 2018
Pity the Fool who skips this episode as The Equelizers piece together their plain for The A-Team 2! This week has it all: orbs, El Gris, and Bak's back!
Sunday Nov 25, 2018
Sunday Nov 25, 2018
Never give up, never surrender as The Equelizers pitch the next generation of a cult favorite Galaxy Quest 2! This week has it all: Whoopi's back!, romcom pessimism, and we're still 10 years old!